Let that someone special know how unsettling your attraction can be with a spoopy grown-up valentine flat in four vibrant colors. Each heavy-stock card has a matte finish on the image side that feels luxurious under hand, plus an uncoated side with plenty of space to compose your most personal of messages.

Cards can be mailed as a postcard, or let your target of affection unwrap the included envelope that’s black like your heart.

Image side of the skeleton card features a skull jauntily carrying a rose in its teeth and desire in its eyes (sockets). Copy reads, LET’S BONE.

Card dimensions: 4.13”x5.83”

Envelope: 4.75”x6.5”

PKI is not responsible for the fallout from giving this card to someone who does not, in fact, want to bone you. Likewise, PKI is not responsible for the awkwardness of giving this card in jest to someone you were sure did *not* want to bone you and vice versa, but now it turns out they *did* secretly want to bone you this whole time, even though you still don’t want to bone them, and, hoo boy, now you’ve gone and done it. Please distribute sexually inviting greeting cards responsibly.